things that are strange

When the Akasha-lypse happens just know I'll be a part of the queens royal council

ellebee got me calling regina fraudia 😭😭😭

already seeing people complain about past dm not being like. explicitly confirmed but tbh how would that have made sense? armand is approaching daniel who is like a scared abandoned animal in the corner who won’t let anyone near him unless it’s on his terms. he will not hesitate to bite and claw and in fact he slammed armand into a wall during their last convo. armand is trying to reach out but he’s gotta be smart about it. daniel says “prove it” and armand makes it clear that he’s not all talk, that he really was watching him in all his melancholy rage throughout the years. daniel isn’t ready to hear armand say he loves him LET ALONE “hey so we actually had this relationship and you loved me too and we were in deep true love and we destroyed each other and i couldn’t let the memories stay so i took them from you and btw i’ve never stopped chasing you and i wanted you to have a normal life but no matter what i did it didn’t take away the black hole inside you it couldn’t. i couldn’t.” like sorry y’all but danny boy is NOT ready for that. we gotta let this shit unfold.

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

It is sooooo diabolical for Armand to stalk Daniel and report back to Louis for 50 years just for Louis to giggle and bat his eyelashes and go “wait but what if we pretend we haven’t seen him since SF and invite him to interview us again while you pretend to be my maid” and Armand goes “sure babe but first let me steam my purple silk top and send the chef his favorite dessert recipe” like yeahhhh they’ve all been alive for too long and have completely lost their minds your honor

i wanna know why its so different that the conformitygaters and johnlockers and swifties speculate about new content and are called delusional but like the film bros and mat pats of the world are making theories about spin offs and new releases and secret meanings all the time and it's understood that it's fun to speculate. like its irrelevant if these theories are right. it does not fucking matter if the theories are right. what is your problem with fans doing fan things but only in specific circumstances? fandom is for fun. feeling like there's a mystery and you're looking for clues is fun.

here I am on July fourth reading gay smut instead of celebrating America’s birthday.