if this battlevan is rockin' don't come knockin'

THEY ARE NOT DATING. whatever the fuck is going on here is way weirder and a million times worse

yeah i want those old men to fuck each other. but i also want them to worry about each other‘s knee joints while doing so.

not disapproval, exactly. just like... some vague feeling that it’s fine to be judge jury and executioner for something tangible, but doing it for something intangible gets the cogs turning a little too sharply for the world’s least lapsed Lapsed Catholic(tm)

of course this ideological position re: state sanctioned murder on behalf of a state that regularly doesn't exist can be easily explained by cable in a calm and confident tone of voice while three fingers deep in frank punisher's pussy.

the unrepentant mass murderer versus war crimes enjoyer dichotomy

thought about cable lounging around with logan and frank at his feet like a master with his hounds and now i think i hauve covid

climbing the walls because i thought too hard about a big man insouciantly slouched on a beat-up old sofa with his big heavy working dogs leaning against his knees. specifically that one dog (frank) is behaving himself solely because that's what good catholic dogs do, versus logan being kept at heel because cable's got those thick gleaming metal fingers of his tangled through logan's hair and he will yank backwards if that dog lunges.

getting out my catholic edition shame:elation rubric to work out exactly how frank castle would feel about being made to eat from a steel bowl on the floor.

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

i keep scrolling down to that hysterical undercut manbun cable picture and wheezing with laughter. it’s the platonic ideal of BOBERT where his work is so terrrible it slingshots all the way around to being genuinely great

BOBERT LIEFELD is the only true egalitarian artist because he doesn’t restrict himself to only giving women tiny button noses; all his male characters get teeny tiny perfect little all-american girl noses too and that’s equality babe!!,