Alas, poor Yorick. RIP that guy, Horatio

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities and as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

My lit teacher is making us watch Death of a Salesman 🙄 if I wanted to see Dustin Hoffman die, I'd just watch Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

And if I wanted to see him be depressed I'd just watch The Graduate 🙄

And if I wanted to see him be pissed off all the time, I'd just watch Kung Fu Panda 🙄

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

all this praise for female actors who have been hamlet onstage. well. what about the praise for ME. who has been hamlet so many times. inside my head