Alas, poor Yorick. RIP that guy, Horatio

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

phineas and ferb heritage post

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

there are very few things im as confident in as my belief that i could convince genuinely anyone that cory and shawn from boy meets world were gay and in love with each other. and i dont mean using the out and out "stop it, youre boys" 90s typical homophobic gay jokes as proof or whatever, like just telling people about how the episode where cory and topanga get married, which i would argue is the closest thing to a climax to the show, is not about cory and topanga at all but rather about how both cory and shawn are terrified of the fact that cory getting married to a woman will ruin their friendship because topanga will have to be his best friend instead (something that doesnt even matter because he consistently after the fact puts them on an equal level of importance in his life, if not flat out placing shawn higher) could probably convince people i think. or in the leadup to the wedding where cory has several dreams where he murders shawn because hes afraid that marrying topanga will essentially kill their friendship (an episode shawns actor says is about 'repressed homosexual urges') or the quote from corys literal child asking shawn if when he looks at her it 'reminds him of what he cant have', shawn significantly distancing himself from cory and topanga after they had children (he skipped town immediately after riley was born), shawn allegedly buying cory a ring that topanga wont let him wear, fucking "shes gone and youre here and im alive" and "two roads diverge in the woods and i choose the one that leads back to your house". people get heated if you interpret the shawn/cory dynamic as inherently romantic because they percieve it as seeing two men be touchy and intimate and calling them gay but i dont give a fuck that they call each other pet names or touch and hug each other or even say that they love each other because there are certain story beats and episodes that play out like genuine queer drama and im tired of people acting like its insane to take the pairing seriously rather than just making lame gay jokes about it as most people do. with how popular and long lasting as the show is i think its insane that the shawn/cory shipping community is so small when it feels so in your face

I love not playing along