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I hate drawing backgrounds
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I forgot how much I like video editing, even if i have absolutely zero video to work with and I'm also not very good (but we keep trucking) Takes me back to my stop motion days lol.
Warning it's really shaky in some parts, scroll away if you need to 👍
Book!Caspian: Oh my goodness it's high king peter I'm not sure what to say I can't believe he's actually here
Book!Peter: Don't worry, chap, I'm not here to take your place, but to put you in it.
Movie!Caspian: Causing the downfall of everyone who's depending on you all by yourself, handsome?
Movie!Peter: I can't believe I'm a kid again this shit sucks I need to beat up that stupid fucking Telmarine.
yeah dude. hoisted again. yeah it was my own petard
wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here
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I hate narnia.
I have a lot of pictures to delete.....
I forgot how much I like video editing, even if i have absolutely zero video to work with and I'm also not very good (but we keep trucking) Takes me back to my stop motion days lol.
Warning it's really shaky in some parts, scroll away if you need to 👍
I hate narnia.
we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood
What the fuck is whump
i see you have replies but they’re a little innocent. whump as i personally have seen is borderline fetish content and sometimes outright fetish content. for example amputee sex. your character has a disability, serious physical illness, or has become so wounded they can’t take care of themselves so the other person in the ship has to do it. only it’s extremely condescending and very creepy. just search #whump on here and read one single text post it will make you shudder
whump is when a character is harassed and beaten and dominated and tortured and victimized and used and abused and humiliated and tormented and maltreated and molested and brutalized and wounded and maimed and martyred and persecuted and amputated and burned at the stake and crucified for your sins and their whole family is killed in front of their eyes and their village is burned down to the ground and they're flayed alive and they are bruised and bleeding and crying and sobbing and throwing up and asking god why he has forsaken sorry i got so horny i forgot where i was going with this
Everyone’s happy to rotate their blorbo in their heads but now they get pissy when you turn the microwave on
Sometimes I make a post that I imagine has a second little layer of funny for the small amount of people who know my average work schedule. There's always that one mutual who knows what posts youre making on the clock
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finally watched our flag means death. doodled this between seasons so it does not quite fit my current mood but nevertheless
That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day
The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.
Yeah that checks out.
What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?
Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.
Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.
While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.
Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.
Painter: Aw...
Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔
Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?
Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.
Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.
Candysseia: And where did he come from?
Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.
Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?
Pericles: *hands him papyrus*
Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!
To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.
Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).
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shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
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Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
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Freyja Avalon as a character of mine is so interesting because she really does do it all. She's got a timetable of when shes kissing the queen's boots (among other things) and then when she's unionizing with the other servants. Fascinating character. What's her problem. We'll never know (←guy who made the character)
*looking at my favorite characters* Hello mothers and fuckers of the jury. Might I interest you in some chronic joint pain? Or perhaps chronic migraines? And maybe a little autism? Yes yes I have transgerism and homosexuality as well, but I can only give you those after I've distributed the disabilities okay
