Alas, poor Yorick. RIP that guy, Horatio

Having lighthouse withdrawals I think. Someone get my ass inside of a lighthouse asap

Warriors bond but it's you and the coworker who hates all the same supervisors as you.

My warrior bond quit 😭

literally just start posting about your OCs. you don’t even have to “properly” introduce them just make them a dedicated tag, tag them on posts that remind you of them, and then start talking about them like everyone’s supposed to already know who they are. i am not joking when i say this method works.

AND CRUCIALLY NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR TALKING ABOUT THEM. IF YOU DO NOT LOVE YOUR CREATIONS ENTHUSIASTICALLY AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY THEN WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE!!!!!

Gender affirming BBQ

LGBBQT

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

christopher nolan shakespeare would be like “our much ado has been about nothing”

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

If a girl tells you to stop calling her by masculine terms such as “guy” “dude” and “bro” . You stop. Don’t give a half assed apology and expect her to just take that apology and just forgive you. You just stop. Respect her boundaries and treat her like the person and woman she is.

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t