➳ Poison Ivy

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

i hope gta6 releases and its unplayable and bricks peoples consoles i think that would be really really funny

im noticing the halsey/fantano conversation slowly being turned around on the freedom to express criticism, which is a valid point but not contextually relevant given his incredibly insensitive and misogynistic comments about her personal life under the guise of an 'edgy review' of their album. he hasn't "broken the pop industry" or pissed off someone who can't accept criticism, he crossed a line with a review that, instead of focusing on the actual album, invalidated the experiences the album stemmed from. he is a Loser for defending his review and funnily enough, should be more open to constructive criticism himself

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

eating a tomato like an apple can be lunch. it's allowed.

gentleman......this is democracy manifest. WHAT is the charge, eating a meal??? a succulent Tomato meal!!!!!!

gun to your head, is she actually a terf or does she just have sexual boundaries that don’t include your genitalia and you’re being an incel about it