every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

Having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and No Man sounds like a win tbh. I thought this was gonna end with "and men that suck the life out of them" sbjejdjw

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession