kamala harris lost and people are still making up what her administration is doing in a parallel universe so they can be mad at her. I can't wait for the next election to kick off so these bored ass people can have something else to talk about like I have never seen so much discourse about a candidate that only got to run a three month campaign, and it's still happening two years later. is something in my drinking water am I losing touch or is this crazy nonsense

Democrats chasing away socially liberal Jews for socially conservative Muslims who would never give money to organizations that fund abortions or support gay marriage was an unforced error.

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

i think one of my other sticking points with austen is that her villains never meet appropriately grisly ends to satiate my bloodlust. if dickens wrote sense and sensibility willoughby would get hit by a train

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

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i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

it's so attractive when someone is pathetically obsessed with you and not afraid to show it