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im normal #normalwoman

i was like yeah god is gonna kill me for going to work with damp hair. so then to challenge that belief i didnt blow dry it. but there’s like no customers so i’m probably being punished

im literally mid and 27 there is no universe in which i try to steal your lil boyfriend girl stop talking shit on me u have never met me i’m gonna scream im too autistic for this i want to confront her crying like why do you hate me tell me to my face why you hate me

when i cant calm down and im alone i have to start talking to myself in a vocal fry

going to the dr begging for help with my woman cancer. they’ll either gaslight you and say it’s not the endometriosis or be like well you’re sexy and young and have a man what do you want from me?

the next thing I should be on my soapbox about after 3 beers in public is putting conservative and quotations every single time because I have not seen a single conservative candidate who’s doing shit to conserve fuck besides Israel. also i think it’s really funny to be like what are you conserving? the national debt has gone up while protection for nature and humans has gone down. you have conserved nothing actually i think you are being very wasteful and greedy

do any of yall have relatives having their “genuinely shocked the leopards are eating my face” moments in regards to ‘conservative’ politicians.

i dont think u need to consider someone like morally good to be your friend. that is a weird thing to expect like all of us make very bad choices sometimes, you are not responsible for your friends’ poor choices past or future. and i like have ocd with that kind of stuff and so if im the one telling you i think the internet has gotten to your brain.

if you have a higher libido than your male partner they put you on a fucking watch list. i feel like there’s a note in my chart that’s just like (greedy slut)

i thought i had my first colored face hair i was like oh my god yes im evolving and growing. it was an eyelash