and now i taste jasmine on my tongue

Me and my friends would have killed Grima Wormtongue with hammers I can tell you that much

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

sorry i can’t come out im- yeah, hallucinating the shady grove again. yeah, yeah, the one where judas went to die. sorry man, it’s an all day thing

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

#what if we gave a german shepherd meth? (via @madtomedgar)

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

#imo the potluck analogy applies- it would be rude to critique someone's icing technique at a potluck bc it wasn't as good as at the bakery #but if they had decorated their cupcakes w hate symbols it wouldn't be rude to tell them that's gross and gtfo #in fact it would be inappropriate to NOT say anything in that situation #or to complain that another guest who did point it out was 'ruining everyone's potluck' #and pointing out racism in fan works is 100% the second thing not the first! (via destructions-daughter)