i say a blessing to friendship, bicycles & meals

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

you need to exercise discernment about whose hand you grasp in the depths of your despair. you need to. forget about what i said. you. (shaking) i'm going places i swore never again to tread just to see my beautiful princess and flaying every last shred of integrity from my body as i walk

ca cupid is actually on tumblr but its very specifically monster high tumblr on a phone which ghoulia rigged to provide cross dimensional service and her account is largely filled with relationship pieces and aesthetic images except for random vagueposts about her freaky not fabulous classmates and there are so many of said vagueposts that cleo drac clawdeen lowkey got worried offended and staged a "confrontation" group chat where they learned all of the ever after high lore after cupid stared at them for five minutes and reminded them that she was going to a different school. the ghouls are obviously deeply concerned over how fucked up Ever After is but the conversation gets sidetracked when cupid sends a picture of daring and draculaura starts thirsting over him and then cupid calls daring a whore and okay this post got away from me. my point is that the monster high ghouls are both deeply aware of and deeply invested in the eah drama and may or may not have a betting pool about when cupid's going to tell them that apple is a lesbian

fondly reminiscing abt that time my university's nursing department's official facebook page posted bespoke modern au gelphie fanart of the two of them as students in our school huddled together under a jacket in the drizzling rain and smiling softly at each other. like which little nursing lesbian was responsible for that and does she know she changed lives

i found the artist??????? wandered around an art fair for a local festival w my besties this afternoon and lo and behold, smack dab in the middle of a myriad of other cheeky gay stickers and original art, these fucking witches

this time for sure homura will succeed