Dr. Witch, not witch-doctor

Love the bot summoning incantation

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

also re that post, "yeah a lot of vegans suck" why does every one of these posts have to open with giving leeway to the Shitty Annoying Vegan stereotype anyway lol. im not vegan in any way but genuinely im beginning to think they're not annoying enough considering how even supposedly supportive posts keeps treating them that way and dismissing any of their reasoning as to why they might choose a vegan diet. you dont actually have to concede the annoying vegan stereotype when 95% of the population reacts to someone simply talking about their diet with at best annoying jokes and at worst flat out hostility and cruelty

like ive seen vegans who simply pointed out that they couldnt eat at the local place everyone decided to eat at bc it had no vegan food as a personal attack and have been excluded from social gatherings with the idea that providing vegan food was just too much of a bother, too complicated, too annoying. i see vegans who try to actively avoid ever mentioning being vegan still gets mocked and shunned the second it comes out and their existence as a vegan is taken as a personal attack on people's choice to eat meat. for every supposedly annoying vegan there are a thousand meat eaters frothing at the mouth to tell vegans about how being vegan is akshually bad

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

Kinda sick of jesters. We got too many jesters this year

I like to think that since Grace is a schoolteacher who never swears and Rocky is an engineer who does swear (a lot, I like to believe), and neither of them are translators/linguists and they were mostly focused on getting the science vocabulary right, that means that a few years later, a hypothetical first (technically second) contact message from Erid to Earth might sound to us something like: "Well, hello there, human friends of Earth! Golly, those astrophage sure were some pesky little buggers, right? We noticed your sun has started to regain its luminosity so that means our intergalactic group project was a success for both of our planets! Top marks! Golden star sticker! Smiley face sticker! Anyway, now that that little snafu is over, we'd love to remain in contact with you! Kind regards, the people of Erid". Meanwhile, if humans were the ones to send a first (technically second) contact message to Eridians, it might sound to them like "Hey, 'sup, fuckers. We the motherfucking humans of Earth are fucking ecstatic to know our badass Eridian neighbors also managed to deal with the $*%€$#@*& astrophage crisis. I shit you not, for a while things here were a bit [thirty seconds of unairable audio], but now that that clusterfuck is over we'd love to keep in touch with you! Ok, byeee bitches, xoxo humanity"