fling me into space please i deserve it

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

I think if we all work together really hard we could still develop a smell based communication system

it was really only a roll of the die we went ahead with sounds anyway

sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.

people keep offering condolences that I'm stuck in the timeloop but I just figured out how to do and say the right things at the right times to have the best possible day and forget there's anything wrong no WAY I want to move on now

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Cos

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

I could take the how to train your dragon books like 30% more seriously if the characters had normal names but no the writer of the books that fundamentally shaped my values and defined my childhood named her characters stuff like Fishlegs. Squidface the Terrible. Snotface Snotlout. Chucklehead. Literally Hiccup

god adoptables really are the funniest fucking thing the more i think about them. imagine youre so excited to get a character and draw them so good with all your ocs but someone else wins the bid and proceeds to only do shitty ms paint drawings of them smoking fat joints

i tried once and thorns of dark force materialized agonizingly around my wrist