fling me into space please i deserve it

that's a million million btw. that's ending world hunger and poverty forever. multiple times over.

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

my sister getting to travel across the world with her choir for free and see all these shows and go to events and have fun texts me complaining about any tiny thing girl don't piss me off

oh you got sunburned ? shouldn't have been on the international tour of wonder and joy and renewing life experiences

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

maybe you should look your gift horse in the mouth. could be greek soldiers in there

finally figured out why the phm movie was pissing me off so bad when I’ve never seen it and I loved the book so much I WAS SURPRISED. I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS GONNA BE ALIENS. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON OR WHETHER WE WERE ACTUALLY IN SPACE AND I WAS SURPRISEDDDD but now of course everyone knows that going in

today the marketing team is completely separate from the writing team and there's no way they would have passed up on such a crucial selling point sure but we could have pulled an agatha christie moustrap it could have been fun

its so so weird how people expect that if you transition youre supposed to love every single thing that comes with being the 'other' gender as if thats even true for most cis people, who, famously complain about the problems they face as their genders

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

I can’t really explain it but Sam Lambert has “middle child with all sisters” vibes

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali

You want to go to Los Angeles so bad. Mommy wants you to go stand by the Hollywood sign and take photos in Redwood National State Park