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We go so much deeper than what is on the surface, which is often covered in glitter.
“He strived to be an amazing example of what a good person looks like, regardless of sexual orientation. He showed that we are human too and that we give back, regardless of whether or not we receive anything in return” 👏 Happy Harvey Milk Day! 🌈
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Pro-tip: if you want retailers to get you a size that isn't on the shop floor don't. fucking. snap. your. fingers. At them. We're not fucking dogs you fuck nugget.
Snapping fingers at people is the fastest way to get the worst service possible from most workers. Some of us however will just walk away.
-Rodney
One lady did that to me once, snapped her fingers and wiggles one to get me to go to her. Like a child or a dog. She asked me what size the shirt she was holding was. I read the tag and told her. This wasn’t even my department. I was just passing by making sure they didn’t need something... I forget. And then she asks if it’s the size I just told her. I, again, said yes and repeated the size. She asked where her husband could get sized, I pointed her towards someone from the department and walked away, knowing I probably was now in a mood where I couldn’t help her, nor did I know how to.
She tried to get my information from every coworker in that floor but everyone apparently pretended to not know me. I love them and their solidarity.
But she also was rude to everyone in that floor so I’m not surprised. She apparently thought herself more important than even other customers cause she tries to cut in line saying she was going to “take out a card and spend so much money!” and apparently she didn’t even do that.
The last part of interstellar is only understandable when you're high
Somebody on Grindr telling you they want to blow you is the new "Congratulations! You won!" shady ad online
Let’s stop asking Who’s the boy/girl in the relationship and start asking who’s the blue/red.
Yeah, I can see it.
WAIT!! I just noticed this…
Originally posted by momentai-034
Originally posted by musicalhog
You were red and you liked me because I was blue
Notice how, in most of the straight couples, the blue is the boy, and the red is the girl… wonder why…
Duuuuude
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me: *looks at the security cameras like I'm in the office*
I hate it when dudes on Grindr put “be real” on this profile. Like thank you for reminding me, I was intending on being a hologram projection today.
omg HOW are you single?
if you're a gift to man I hope he kept the receipt
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ok. so do you have a personality?
let me go look in the back for some fucks to give
im not here to make friends im here to steal your clothes
bitch, you’ll gag.
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you want an inspirational quote? how about… "stop being a little asshole" - anonymous
if u were a paper towel u’d be
