part time soulmate, full time problem

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

close enough, welcome back superwholock

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

close enough, welcome back superwholock

idk why people always use "fever dream" in a derogatory context because i'm still very sick and i just had the best dream ever. i was carrying a baby seal around and hand-feeding it spaghettios. it was so soft and it loved the spaghettios so much

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

martha speaks is honestly so hilarious as a concept. "what if a dog ate some alphabet soup and then she could talk because the letters in the soup went to her brain"

whats even funnier was that she had to keep eating the soup to continue to be able to speak. it wasnt a one time deal the letters just kept fucking up and going brain mode instead of stomach mode