if wishes could kill▸episode viii
Me when I try to uninstall shitty bloatware that came with my device.

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if wishes could kill▸episode viii
Me when I try to uninstall shitty bloatware that came with my device.

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The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?
tacos
pancakes
hot dogs
chicken wings
burgers
pizza
nachos
Philly cheesesteak
ramen
peanut butter & jelly
dude see if there's a [tag] nearby
I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body
THIS is the comic that has been banned
It was flagged as "Eksplicit", shadowbanned, and every reblog turned invisible. The flagging is also unappealable (unless that is an error, thanks tumblr)
Happy Trans Day of Invisibility from your tumblr mods!
Only found out because I tried to reblog with an update from your local trans unicorn siblings!
I cannot even LINK to my old comic without every new post getting deleted.
And yet, we will CONTINUE to exist, and grow, and find each other. We will be visible up to and beyond our own deaths. Because we stand for love. We love ourselves and each other and that just makes us stronger.
happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY
link to article
hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.
june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day
happy june 12 to you
Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!

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we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback
Ideas for New Forms of Multimedia Storytelling
geocacheing
chain emails forwarded to you by an aunt you don’t talk to
writing on the walls of public bathrooms
complex system of Minecraft servers with interactive puzzles
hundreds of voice mails each sent to 100 subscribed members of the fandom each, who then have to piece everything together online
choose your own adventure but better
random people get released on stage during a stage play and can affect the plot however they choose
story is embedded in book of word find puzzles
people dressed as wizards kidnap you and you have to be the protagonist
news site that publishes weird stories and there are always weird comments in the comment sections
a group of people creates a story and memorizes it, and then they each have to teach the story to two other people, who must continue passing it on
links to questionable Wikipedia article edits
Instagram account whose photos start getting weirder and weirder until the person who runs the account disappears and the followers have to solve the mystery
recorded on random vhs tapes all over the globe
a podcast that is downloaded to 10,000 MP3 players that self-destruct if they are with the same person more than two weeks, forcing everyone to keep passing them on to new people
a composition book that is transported around the globe via hot air balloon
books left on McDonalds’ floors that say DO NOT READ
a gigantic park full of sidewalks with a story written on the sidewalk that can be read as you walk, and that has different endings depending on where you go
microchips placed inside feral cats
several hundred seemingly identical uploads of the devil went down to Georgia on YouTube, which each have different mistakes in the lyrics, and which can be pieced together to create a story
like jehovah’s witnesses but they walk around asking people if they want to hear a chapter of what is actually a very extended musical with dance numbers. yes, they will do this on your porch, and no, there is no way to get the chapters in order
book where you cut out a chapter every time you read it and write your own
vlog that gets increasingly more concerning
game where the only action is to pick up and read book and also to make coffee and pet your cat
movie put on dvds and scattered around random antique shops
found footage horror film that is just footage that you found
recipes passed down from generation to generation
an ever-expanding franchise that switches to a different type of media every time it creates a sequel. the first installment is a book, the second is a video game, the third is a Netflix series, the fourth is a broadway musical, the fifth is a podcast, the sixth is an alternative rock album, and the seventh is available only through oral tradition
story that is explained to the small children of the people who want to read it, and the children must in turn explain it to them. people without children can borrow someone else’s child.
tattooed on the hairy backs of old men at the beach
I’ve decided that this post is not a joke
Choose your own adventure, but better: each choice has a positive and a negative consequence possibility. Flip a coin to see if the cutie at the party is gonna date you or kill you.
Both? Both is good.
Ideas for New Forms of Multimedia Storytelling
geocacheing
chain emails forwarded to you by an aunt you don’t talk to
writing on the walls of public bathrooms
complex system of Minecraft servers with interactive puzzles
hundreds of voice mails each sent to 100 subscribed members of the fandom each, who then have to piece everything together online
choose your own adventure but better
random people get released on stage during a stage play and can affect the plot however they choose
story is embedded in book of word find puzzles
people dressed as wizards kidnap you and you have to be the protagonist
news site that publishes weird stories and there are always weird comments in the comment sections
a group of people creates a story and memorizes it, and then they each have to teach the story to two other people, who must continue passing it on
links to questionable Wikipedia article edits
Instagram account whose photos start getting weirder and weirder until the person who runs the account disappears and the followers have to solve the mystery
recorded on random vhs tapes all over the globe
a podcast that is downloaded to 10,000 MP3 players that self-destruct if they are with the same person more than two weeks, forcing everyone to keep passing them on to new people
a composition book that is transported around the globe via hot air balloon
books left on McDonalds’ floors that say DO NOT READ
a gigantic park full of sidewalks with a story written on the sidewalk that can be read as you walk, and that has different endings depending on where you go
microchips placed inside feral cats
several hundred seemingly identical uploads of the devil went down to Georgia on YouTube, which each have different mistakes in the lyrics, and which can be pieced together to create a story
like jehovah’s witnesses but they walk around asking people if they want to hear a chapter of what is actually a very extended musical with dance numbers. yes, they will do this on your porch, and no, there is no way to get the chapters in order
book where you cut out a chapter every time you read it and write your own
vlog that gets increasingly more concerning
game where the only action is to pick up and read book and also to make coffee and pet your cat
movie put on dvds and scattered around random antique shops
found footage horror film that is just footage that you found
recipes passed down from generation to generation
an ever-expanding franchise that switches to a different type of media every time it creates a sequel. the first installment is a book, the second is a video game, the third is a Netflix series, the fourth is a broadway musical, the fifth is a podcast, the sixth is an alternative rock album, and the seventh is available only through oral tradition
story that is explained to the small children of the people who want to read it, and the children must in turn explain it to them. people without children can borrow someone else’s child.
tattooed on the hairy backs of old men at the beach
I’ve decided that this post is not a joke
Vlog that gets increasingly more concerning is basicly your average horror vlog.
Keyleths aramente is giving avatar the last Airbender vibes lmfao traveling to different elemental benders to learn/pass tests the way avatars do
That's because her player was litterally inspired by Avatar the Last Airbender.
it would be so awesome
it would be so cool

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This kind of response to things I say about sex work, which isn't always phrased like this but almost always focuses on me being male or a man or my pronouns, shows a fundamental misunderstanding of why mansplaining is bad.
I am a sex worker. I have been for a decade. The majority of people I know are sex workers and I'm embedded in sex worker community. I started before 18 and have done it in brothels, cars, my own home, clients' homes, saunas, and hotels.
It's absolutely reasonable to criticize men who speak on issues they don't experience like an authority, especially when they speak over women to do it. It is not reasonable to raise someone's gender (or in this case, pronouns) as a reason their thoughts aren't worth hearing when the issue is one they do face.
I see people bringing up that I'm trans in response to things like this, as a way to legitimize my speech. The reason I refuse to do so, despite many of my experiences selling sex being pre-transition, is that I equally do not want cis men who have done sex work to be silenced on the topic.
We need more active and former sex workers to speak out. That won't happen if we're dismissing those who do.
So apparently someone found the lost episode of KTMA, K03, Star Force. It was found at a garage sale around Minneapolis and has been fully digitized. :)
you can read more about all this here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/s/WBQQPowmms
TAPES CIRCULATED
oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.
hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually
@entities-of-posts textbook corruption example lol
Seconded
I think you should put more Yuri in your diet it's good for the soul.
Truly, been a while since I last had a Yuri for my meal, and I think I found an interesting one, I'll see if it is good
Incredibly cis things are about to happen in it in fact
Title?
Danshi Kokoseidakedo Gyaru ni TS Shimashita or "I'm a High School Boy, but I Got Gender-Swapped into a Gyaru". Fair warning that while it's very transgender, it's also extremely horny, so uh, maybe don't read it in public, lol.
Thanks.
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
Is Britain's tallest woman going to be the Doctor, the Master, or a companion?

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I’m glad that OP:
1) Figured this out.
2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.
Round 2
most iconic asexual
Susan Pompoms
Stanford Pines
Susan is seemingly Aegosexual, which makes her literally the only Aego rep I am aware of
For folks like me who weren't quite sure they grasped it from context cues:
Aegosexuality is a subtype of asexuality characterized by a lack of desire to have sex or form sexual relationships with others despite experiencing arousal, enjoying sexual content, having sexual fantasies or masturbating. Regarding romantic attraction, the term aegoromanticism is used.