never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

me before getting my first calendar: the first day of every month is a monday :). me after i've had calendars for a while: it's actually insanely ridiculous that people assume that,

just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis