A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

[image: a three-panel b&w comic. An elf with shoulder-length hair is sitting at a table, a piece of paper in front of them, with their eyes closed. Barry, a man with short hair and glasses, stands behind the elf with his hands on their shoulders, eyes closed as he kisses the back of their head. The elf turns around and says, “Sup, Barold” as Barry turns very red and pulls his hands back, saying “Aah!” The elf, Taako, then yells, “Yo, Lup! Guess who stole your BF!” Barry clutches the sides of his head, very red now, saying, “Fuuuuck.” A speech bubble from Lup, off-screen, says, “Keep him!”]

Photography by Jochen Lempert, 1998

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

everytime i book a cross country redeye i have such grand delusions of sleeping the whole flight and everytime i actually get on my cross country redeye i do not sleep and instead engage in Activities

oh i forgot my favorite activity getting up to pee and having to wake up all my seat neighbors to get out

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her