not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

[image: a three-panel b&w comic. An elf with shoulder-length hair is sitting at a table, a piece of paper in front of them, with their eyes closed. Barry, a man with short hair and glasses, stands behind the elf with his hands on their shoulders, eyes closed as he kisses the back of their head. The elf turns around and says, “Sup, Barold” as Barry turns very red and pulls his hands back, saying “Aah!” The elf, Taako, then yells, “Yo, Lup! Guess who stole your BF!” Barry clutches the sides of his head, very red now, saying, “Fuuuuck.” A speech bubble from Lup, off-screen, says, “Keep him!”]

Photography by Jochen Lempert, 1998

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

everytime i book a cross country redeye i have such grand delusions of sleeping the whole flight and everytime i actually get on my cross country redeye i do not sleep and instead engage in Activities

oh i forgot my favorite activity getting up to pee and having to wake up all my seat neighbors to get out

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

does anyone know when the losing dogs start winning

max muncy call me

HOW FU JING DARE YOY WALK MY SON I TENTIKA LLY