till shit do us fart

look at us. blogging

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

"the ai bubble is really big amd scary and could have-" [hears the word Bubble and thibks about blowing bubbles and smiles so wide and gets really happy] do you want to play in the grass with me?

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!