till shit do us fart

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I need 1 keybump of the Ocean

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

Noticing my shoes hurt and, because I'm a systemspilled analytical thinker, immediately thinking "Who benefits?"

[surrounded exclusively by the highly cultivated circle of people I don't find it difficult to be around] it's crazy how every media property I dislike is widely panned yet still succeeds

look at us. blogging

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day