SUP? n_n I do what I want!

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

idw chromedome one of the characters ever tbh. first canonically gay transformer. struggling recovering addict. suicidal. morally dubious. falls deeply in love faster than anything. erased his own memories of his past 3 husbands because he couldnt handle the grief. met his current husband at an assisted suicide clinic. despite it all gets a happy ending. and his name is slang for bald

if I had a trillion dollars I'd solve world hunger and then get a bunch of action figures and then buy me and my boyfriend a house and then give everything I didn't need to charity. why can't I have a trillion dollars. why apartheid scammer white supremacist cuckold and not me

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

The humble pleco can do it once they get rid of the harsh chemicals

Wait wait wait… Your sex life is an obscure n64 fighting game with 2 playable clowns, a milk-drinking cow, and an unlockable shitty-as-hell training robot?

yes