SUP? n_n I do what I want!

if I had a trillion dollars I'd solve world hunger and then get a bunch of action figures and then buy me and my boyfriend a house and then give everything I didn't need to charity. why can't I have a trillion dollars. why apartheid scammer white supremacist cuckold and not me

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

The humble pleco can do it once they get rid of the harsh chemicals

Wait wait wait… Your sex life is an obscure n64 fighting game with 2 playable clowns, a milk-drinking cow, and an unlockable shitty-as-hell training robot?

yes

if i ever wrote a character that was not meant to be eggy but the girls started telling me she's 100% a trans girl i wouldn't be saying "art is subjective, though He wasn't written with that intention" or any of that bullshit, i'd be saying "woohoo", "fuck yes", "this is the best thing to ever happen to me" and things of similar nature

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

A violent bombing just shook the hospital.