(Explodes when thrown)

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

Open up the Criterion Channel puppy. That’s right. The one mommy pays $10.99 A Month for. Good little faggots want to watch The Battle of Algiers and Battleship Potemkin with me. Do you want to be a good little doggie and watch La Chinoise? Yes Mommy knows these films are on the Internet Archive but she wants to watch them on her smart tv. Please stop complaining we haven’t watched a movie in weeks and Mommy’s Letterboxd fucking sucks. Puppy don’t you dare open up Balatro oh my god.

If you want my current theory deltarune is taking place in Chara's reseted world. That's why the soul knows Sans but Sans doesn't know the soul. You offered Chara your soul and deltarune is the repayment. The reason the stories run parallel is because Sans hasn't gone to Undertale yet so the soul and Sans are in an infinite loop where one game is necessary for the other to have taken place.

If this is the case, I think it speaks on Chara's character that they see monsters as creatures closer to them. They bleed, they can't use magic as far we know. Chara quite literally humanizes monsters. But even more than that Chara recreates the world with no barrier, finally granting their wish in a world they don't exist in.