(Explodes when thrown)

child whumpee's recovery being shown with them slowly being more rebellious. meaner. needier, whinier, the usual kid things....

This is what “beauty drawn from and in the midst of cyberpunk dystopia” looks like, Black Mirror WISHES-

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat