(Explodes when thrown)

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

We don't need to raise this one because it can read novels.

estrogen and progesterone are nice but they need to hurry up and come up with a third thing that makes your tits grow even bigger even faster

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

Serious explanation here: she's teaching them the instinct of being alert around enclosure openings! For example, if these were wild cats living in a bush, they'd run the risk of a larger predator running up to the opening and grabbing one of them. The mother cat is also only bapping them lightly without claws, so those slaps are more of an annoyance meant to get the kittens' attention, and to teach them to keep their eyes out for potential threats.

also slapping him is fummny

"So the pentagon killed those schoolchildren on purpose?" Yes you fucking idiots they've been pretty clear on that. this is not a gotcha moment.

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101