moonfall

someone said this is between latinos who think they’re european and europeans who think they’re latino

4. you have to include a fishing mini-game

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

and fuck charles leclerc and his dog too

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

everyone wants a mommy domme until shes drunk off 3 glasses of red and shes crying over your baby pictures and youre just sitting there sober and awkward and she hugs you really tight and falls asleep right there but its too tight and you cant get out and its too tight for you to really do any of the sex shit while shes out so you just kinda have to go to sleep yourself fully clothed on the couch at 9.30pm

the psychotherapist who wrote a piece for GQ about how half man takes place in a jungian dream space is basically identifying the same aesthetic quality that me and my friends did when we were like "this show takes place in Yaoi World" he's simply coming to the subject matter from a different intellectual tradition

I think it's probably really healthy to base your foundation of what a romantic relationship should be on the imaginary relationship you've constructed in your head between two characters from a game that is designed to sell slot machines to people who masturbate to mobile games

sorry i dont find #joy in #homemaking or the #hearth or any shit like that i find joy in being paid and spending 126$ at a restaurant and thee liquor store