You Can Lick Anything Into Absolute Nothingness

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

do 10 sets of yearning for me

I love feeling all sore from exercising. #pervert

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall