You Can Lick Anything Into Absolute Nothingness

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

can every hockey player get a little more chubby with it please

nolan patrick's nhl career essentially starting with an article that pivoted around a girl, interrupted joke was so cassandra foretelling the fall of troy

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

me every 5 minutes for the next 3 months: do u guys think they’re kissing right now

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

Rule number one of liking sports is being hypocritical and Evil

sometimes my cock is big sometimes my cock is small. i contain multitudes