You Can Lick Anything Into Absolute Nothingness

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.

really nice when players i hate collect themselves neatly on the same team. makes my Hater Beam that much more concentrated and powerful.

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

to the enlightened mind, hockey pads are both armour and lingerie, in this essay I will