failed blogger dies in tragic jerk-off accident

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

I don’t like being humiliated

Or talked down to

Facts.

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

HEARTWARMING: Your Mutual That’s Pushing 30 Kins Master Shake and Laura Palmer

let sunday's pregnancy birth a long successful week

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.