velvety arms of the night

My short story Not Dead was published this week! It’s about a guy who inexplicably turns up alive and well after his gruesome medieval execution :)

can't get over this. his beautiful leg...

Throwback to when I was 16 anonymously translating bara doujin for free cuz I didn't even know that was a thing people were getting paid for... And now I don't even speak Japanese

I wasn't even that good at it but if I didn't know something exactly I would just make shit up that sounded good in context & apparently it worked bc I had people commenting about how good the translations were. And afaik at least two of the doujin I translated are still going around bara sites with my translation so obviously no one cared enough to fix anything. Also because there are way more English-to-Spanish/Thai/Mandarin/Korean/Portuguese translators than Japanese-to-whatever, my translations were the basis for all of those too. So um anyone who read that one Moritake doujin about a cop/criminal fucking or the one takezamurai one about a hot daddy neighbor in English Spanish Thai Mandarin Korean or Portuguese. You probably read my mistranslations where I added armpit fetishism where there wasn't any before. And I don't regret it

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests