velvety arms of the night

i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

What percentage of the Kings Landing population got herded into the dragonpit by the gold cloaks for Aegon Coronation Dragon 9/11 in season one AND got herded by the velaryon troops into the high sept to witness Rhaenyra coke ranting about being the Prince that was promised against the northern apocalypse in season three AND will in two years go onto storm the dragon pit in season four do we think

this is my fleabottom resident OC the unluckiest girl in the world. Her mama was a white worm informant and died in that horrible fire. Three days later, on the way to the market with her five year old half-sister, they got herded into the dragonpit for Aegon’s coronation by the gold cloaks and separated in the rubble of dragon 9/11. She never found her again. Her betrothed leaves her to sneak out of the city because he thinks he’s a dragonseed and wants to try his hand at honor and glory by claiming a dragon and is summarily incinerated. Her oldest half-brother gets conscripted to die defend Rook’s Rest, which means that her stepdad has to pick up extra shifts as a ratcatcher to support her and her other half-brother, until Aegon hangs him for catching rats. The blockade is hard on her and her remaining half-brother both, but they manage to scrape together enough with him lying about his age to enlist in the gold cloaks and her lucking into a gig as a scullery in the red keep. Unfortunately for them Rhaenyra seizes the city, which means she gets detained, sharply questioned, and fired with the rest of the kitchen staff for perceived disloyalty. When she finally gets out of the black cells she learns her brother has been disemboweled on his first day on shift due to the treacherous machinations of Ormund Hightower AND also Rhaenyra never paid him so they’re broke. While figuring out what she is possibly going to do, she gets swept off the street and into the courtyard by velaryon troops and forced to witness Rhaenyra coke ranting about the icy northern apocalypse that ordains her to the throne or they are all going to die and also she killed the Pope so mass is cancelled. This does nothing but contribute to her decision to kill Dreamfyre with a rock the next year and die in the attempt. She will be forgotten by history but her contribution to creating a world without dragon warlords still matters.

oh and like any good house of the dragon OC her biological father is daemon targaryen she was conceived during his dead baby brothel sex party in the pilot but that’s hardly here or there really he didn’t give her anything but the family tendency to get caught up in things

Fuckkkk new aegon on the tapestry credit looks sick…. sorry sorry im trying to remove it

I remember thinking last season that the tapestry credits were kind of ugly but now I’m obsessed with them. What was my problem