him is kitty

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

i love saying "walk with me" before proposing a headcanon with little to no canon evidence. lets journey together. i will show you the way 🫴

i was rubbing shoulders with some of the greatest rpf minds of my generation <- what i'll be telling the carers at the nursing home in 50 years when they ask what tumblr was like

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

i was granted dick sucking lips for one reason and i think you can guess what it is

Just read a tweet so egregious I had to sound out every individual word like I was in pre-school