this Onion article, but it's "Woman Knows She Must Use Sudden, Inexplicable Hyperfixation on Sewing to Repair as Many Pieces of Clothing as Possible"
I had a pile that I was "going to get to someday"
well, it's not gone yet probably because i have a bit of a crush on bernadette banner so i've been darning a ridiculous amount of socks. on one hand darning sucks. on the other hand the end result is surprisingly satisfying





















