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Galaxies are yurinating...

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don't say it like that

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The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

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My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

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Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

thatguyvitor

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

thegaymertrainer

“Do you see me as cattle to milk whenever you grow thirsty” was really something

yujateaandpi

mother please how will we survive the winter

saathiray

I think when anyone is trying to write a child, start from here because this is EXACTLY how I remember feeling as a child.

antique-scarecrow

I have raised SEAGULLS

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Peanuts - March 12, 1959

By Charles Schulz

roseoilz

translucent fabric sculptures by korean artist do ho suh

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🙂‍↕️ life fuck is your short freinds

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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

cyborgjaguarshaman

Okay this is fucking crazy. The other day my husband and I were walking down the street and we saw this absolutely ripped bald body builder in a tank top clutching a little bearded dragon in his meaty hands like it was his child.

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Imagine they're Bearded Dragon Buddies...

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I love yoiu this world is so beautiful

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A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

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Claude Monet by Thomas Bossard

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and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

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You know what’s a scene from Persuasion that we should talk about the way we talk about the “Wentworth pries a clinging child off Anne’s back” scene? A “this man is grade-A husband material” scene?

It’s the way Wentworth talks to Mrs. Musgrove about her dead son. He knows better than anyone that Dick Musgrove was a useless good-for-nothing, that it was a piece of “good fortune” for his family “to lose him before he reached his twentieth year.” His first reaction to Mrs. Musgrove talking about “poor Richard” to him is to laugh inwardly–but. Instead of laughing at her, he goes over and sits next to Mrs. Musgrove and speaks to her so kindly and patiently–“with so much sympathy and natural grace, as shewed the kindest consideration for all that was real and unabsurd in the parent’s feelings.”

Austen goes on for two paragraphs about how ridiculous Mrs. Musgrove looks while lamenting over her idiot son, and the entire time, Wentworth is keeping a completely straight face, focusing only on the fact that this woman is sincerely upset and he can relieve her feelings a little by showing compassion.

What could possibly be sexier than this rich, dashing, battle-hardened sea captain taking a moment to show genuine kindness, generosity, and compassion? When he could instead be flirting with two pretty, single women, or talking to anyone else in the room? What husband material. And Anne is right there, listening to this.

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Jane Austen, in every novel: Does he care about people? Does he use his privilege for good? Does he have a sense of duty and does he act on it? If not, throw him in the trash.

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Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

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tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

bug-yogurt

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

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