you can call me cal

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

He was the officiator

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

Oh my god they were moon mates.

THEY WERE MOON MATES

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

So when I was like 17 I think I was at the mall and found an Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot and it was like 40 dollars and small, and I live with my grandma who basically can't eat half of all foods and I can't eat a different half of all foods so having a 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot that was perfect for one person was a amazing deal, so I bought the 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot. I still have the 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot and I plan to make stew tomorrow in my 40 dollar Avatar The Last Airbender Crockpot

SHOW US THE 40 DOLLAR AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER CROCKPOT

"You have a bike? Is it an e-bike?" No, I do not have an e-bike. I have one regular bike old enough to vote. "Haha, I love that!"

something small that annoys me So So badly when reading project hail mary fics is when they use xenonite for literally Everything. houses furniture tools lab equipment you name it it's made of xenonite. i REFUSE to believe that everything is made of xenonite, there HAS to be other materials they use that we just don't know about. its my biggest pet peeve because imagine if it was the other way around. you meet an alien and his ship is made of aluminum, and then you go to his home planet and literally everything ever made is also made of aluminum. hello hi welcome to my aluminum house you can sit here on my aluminum couch. this is where I eat dinner at my aluminum table and here's my aluminum bed where I sleep under cozy aluminum blankets. Insane fucking concept