I am that very transsexual

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

messi should be grateful to share the same pitch as the internationally renowned legend miss piggy

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there