born for love and revolution

Reading this article was pretty depressing btw, everyone’s going to therapy allegedly but the emotional cowardice of this as a concept lmfao

that's because they're only going to therapy to learn new words to explain why they're never in the wrong lol

Did I not say we are in a ghosting epidemic lol

The kids. Didn't dodge the bullet.

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

imagine having i saw the tv glow AND heated rivalry AND detective pikachu on your resume. justice smith doesn't have to imagine

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

everybody has homework to watch the get down if you haven’t watched it

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

hour 2 of 5 in being a passenger prince on this car trip to the woods and [redacted] and [redacted’s hot partner] are trying to convince me to stop being fancy and ditch the bunkhouse to stay with them in their 2-person tent 🚬

also i fear 5 hours of his partner blasting death metal and visual kei (and charli xcx) in the car has turned me into a visual kei fan…… it’s such a fun genre i’m kind of obsessed now

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

Whenever people complain about how dating bi men is hard bc they got twice as many hoes like yall not the ones suffering. He is the one suffering. Do u know how much of a distraction it is to have hoes coming at you in all shapes and genders and orientations all the pronouns and things ???? Like sit back and think about it. All that bussy titty ass pussy balls cum and squirting closing in on you from every angle it will lead a young man astray if he’s not careful. I thank god every day I just got men to be crazy about bc if I had to pay attention to the seductions of women too I’d be no call no show jobless out on the street begging n sucking dick for a mcchicken a lot of people don’t understand the bisexual to hobosexual pipeline is real and we need to raise awareness. I care do you? Show some compassion

thank you so much for your poetry

it’s so interesting how posts being seemingly positive about bisexuals still resort to hypersexualizing us. like this is what passes for solidarity with bisexuals. like lol okay

This post is clearly mocking the mindset of people who think bi people fuck anything that moves. It takes the reality proposed by people who believe that and says even if that were true imagine how time consuming that would be. So worst case scenario bi people still should be empathized with is what I’m saying but in a funny way bc I’m a brilliant writer that is just little bit too advanced for most readers

in this world you win some (get a bunk room all to yourself) and you lose some (be assigned a 6am breakfast cooking shift for the whole weekend) 🚬

ok scratch that, in this world you lose some (think you get a bunk room to yourself but the other folks are actually latecomers so your dreams of solitude time at camp are ruined) AND you keep losing :((