Help! Everything is cats!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

Japanese Coral Snake (Sinomicrurus japonicus), family Elapidae, Amami Island, Japan

Venomous.

Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State University suggests that dinosaurs had quinceañeras. “As we examined fossilized footprints in a traditional waltz pattern at dig sites across multiple continents, it became clear that dinosaurs did in fact throw lavish 15th birthday parties for their female offspring, usually with friends and extended family members present,” said paleontologist Edwin Scanlon, who cited the prevalence of petrified las últimas muñecas in sedimentary rock layers and observed that the practice of holding a Catholic mass to mark the 15-year-old’s emergence into Mesozoic society appears to have been common among tyrannosaurs, diplodocuses, and other dinosaurs.

Amir: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Quincy: ...

Quincy: ...ls it soup?

Amir: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Quincy: I swear to Sol if you don't stop with the fucking soup puns-

Amir: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Quincy: I can leave. You realize I can just GO. I don't have to be here.

*one hour later*

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we can't even say "i hate men" without having to explain TO OTHER WOMEN that no, we don't hate every individual man on the planet, we hate the class man and the system men made for themselves that dominates the place we live in. in the same way that we have to tell other women that misandry is not a systemic force, and hating what men as a class of people and the patriarchy they made does not a misandrist make

(via duck.duck.daisy)