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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks
i genuinely feel like im being edged

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the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries
my favorite ao3 writers be like this
why did he say this
happy we’re just normal men wednesday
IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY
happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday
Weather camera self portraits (2012— )
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list of professions from a Chinese-to-English textbook
This is a page out of the 咸豐五年 (1855) 清朝 (Qing dynasty era) book 《華英通語》 (Chinese-to-English Conversant); its aim was to teach Chinese people (mainly anyone whose job requires interactions with English-speaking foreigners back-in-the-day) common English words using Cantonese phonetic approximations (most of the Chinese who had first interactions with foreigners — mostly English-speaking Brits — were the Cantonese).
This appears to be a page on "professions” (like the OP stated) but…with "professions” like ‘Villain’, ‘Adulterer’ and ‘Tenant’…🤪 I don't really know what to make of this categorization! 😳😹
And the way to read this page is to read the bigger Chinese characters from right to left, while the smaller characters (which are the phonetic approximations from Cantonese to English) are read from left to right.
光棍 (🥮 gwong¹ gwan³) → Villain → 「喴連」 (🥮 wai¹ lin⁴)
農夫 (🥮 nung⁴ fu¹) → Farmer → 「花媽」 (🥮 faa¹ maa¹)
拐子佬 (🥮 gwaai² zi² lou²) → Kidnapper → 「孑粒巴」 (🥮 git³ lap¹ baa¹)
客商 (🥮 haak³ soeng¹) → Customer → 「咳士氹媽」 (🥮 kat¹ si⁶ tam³ maa¹)
姦夫 (🥮 gaan¹ fu¹) → Adulterer → 「遏兜兒打拉」 (🥮 aat³ dau¹ ji⁴ daa¹ laa¹)
屋客 (🥮 uk¹ haak³) → Tenant → 「顛嗯」 (🥮 din¹ ng⁶)
妓婦 (🥮 gei⁶ fu⁵) → W-h-o-r-e → 「苛了」 (🥮 ho¹ liu⁵)
替身 (🥮 tai³ san¹) → Substitute → 「濕士啲昭」 (🥮 sap¹ si⁶ di¹ ciu¹)
n.b.: 光棍 does not exactly translate directly to ‘villain’; ‘villain’ would be 奸人 (🥮 gaan¹ jan⁴) or 惡人 (🥮 ok³ jan⁴). 光棍 is more specific to ‘fraudster’ or ‘con-artist’ or ‘hoodlum’.
n.b. II: For Anglosphere-speaking folks, ‘j’ is pronounced like a ‘y’ in 🥮 Jyutping — Cantonese Romanisation.

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from the Nick DeWolf Photo Archive
Miss Indian America Pageant
Sheridan, Wyoming
1971
This is the third stranger in 2 days to knock on my door. I have no idea what's happening but it better stop.
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money
oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build
the specific build in question btw
I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

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ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water
you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful
the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.