Holonium's Blog

i was tagged by @aro-langblr to make myself in this picrew as how i look now and how i'd like to look!!

not sure what I'd like to look like is entirely achievable..

i like how me lookz i just need 2 dye my hair soon get a bridge and miraculously grow hornz then im all set

mostly just want to lighten my hair and get it a bit fluffier

mine's probably the biggest change so far lol at least i own the suit 👍

I'm definitely happy with the way I look now, but I'm excited for the day when I will have a beard and possibly re-pierce my ears and be able to wear more feminine things without being seen as a woman.

Is having antlers and pointy ears too much to ask for???!!

I took a few liberties here, I don't always wear a rose in my hair lol but I felt like my vibes were completely off without it lol. And then I don't actually have one blue eye and one green eye, my eyes are hazel. But the brown eye option and the green eye option didn't match my vibes as well as this setting did.

I will also have you know my glasses are a light pink with silver decorations on them. I like the way they DON'T stand out on my face. I like my glasses blending in with my features so that when people look at me, they're looking at my eyes, not my glasses.

Other than that, yeah. That's pretty much what I look like. I basically wish I could just lose the glasses (not that I think they're unattractive, it's more that I wish I could just not worry about forgetting my eyes lol. I also don't like how I can technically always see the frames on the edge of my vision, but I don't really think about it that much anymore.) And then I wish I had better-sculpted eyebrows, but they will not be tamed lol. And of course I wish I had curly hair, but I don't actually want the problems of curly hair lol. My hair is straight as a board and it air dries in one hour and it's lovely to not have to do anything to my hair to get it to look nice. But if I could have that easy life WITH curly hair, that would be amazing.

This kinda is me

With hair as untameable as the ocean (that definitely need a trim. Need to get the courage to go to an hairdresser, experience I never enjoy)

I often wear a very neutral expression on my face. While I do smile a lot with friends and all, I am not that prone to smile that much in normal times. Sometimes I am asked to smile more. Lips are down turned xD.

I used to have bigger glasses but there was an incident with them and my motorbike so I need my second pair of glasses that are this shape xD. I need my "second pair of eyes" even if they annoy me to no end x).

I love wearing sweat-shirts. So confortable. Even at work. Perks of being in IT I guess. Have been called a tomboy all my life but I embrace it. I wear more feminine clothes (though never skirts and dresses) most times. But a good sweatshirt for comfort is always my go to solution.

As you can see, I’m kind of already a bit of an emo punk with tattoos, colourful hair, and piercings (although my arm has a skull and roses on it and I have an industrial through my right ear instead, but that wasn’t an option on picrew) lol. My hair is also actually pink and light purple at the moment, but that wasn’t an option either.

The real me is pale as frig with naturally strawberry blonde hair — hence the freckles — and a smile that isn’t quite even. It always ends up in more of a smirk-type thing with one side pulled back farther than the other, which always gives me a somewhat cocky look. My eyebrows are a nice shape, but they are a bit thinner than I’d like them to be. I’d love to have a nice smile with dimples, and maybe be a little less pale so I don’t turn into a lobster every time I go outside. I’d also love to lose the bump on my nose from where it’s been broken. Twice.

Other than those things I can’t change without surgery or magic, I’d really like to find the guts to get some facial piercings, but even in my 30’s I can still feel my mom’s disappointment anytime I think about it. I also wish I could get up the nerve to cut my hair short. I actually want to shave an undercut onto one side, but I can’t bring myself to do it. I just keep picturing the horrible grow-out process that my bestie went through when she shaved her head for cancer. Lol. That, and I’m not really sure I can actually pull off short hair. I think my face might be a bit too long of an oval….

This is somewhat an approximation of what I look like.

Would seek out a thicker beard, but not that much else. Was hard to get that option right in there.

Viggo: Yes.

Snotlout: ...?

Viggo: I know what you think.

Snotlout:

Viggo: I know every single one of your phobias and insecurities. I know every horrible deed you've committed. I know all of your secrets. I know what keeps you up at night. I can read your mind and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Snotlout:

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

This blog in the photo accompaninstuo91 does not have a proper blog. When you click on their blog, an image pops up asking you if you're 18 and if you say yes or no, it directs you to a virus/porn site that isnt on tumblr

The bots are evolving to actively redirect you/ give viruses to you

Please reblog this so you dont fall victim. Do not click follow or try to go onto their blog, instead the only way to report them is to click the little three dots and click report

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

Men can’t be raped.

Men can’t be abused.

Men can’t be victism of domestic violence.

Had fun with this cute fella! Thank you!

On this day, it’s been 9 years since httyd 3 came out…

Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:

Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.

Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.

Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.

Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:

Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.

Basic Features of the Site:

Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.

The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top

You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.

Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up

You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff

You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.

Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.

Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:

Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog

Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.

If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.

You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"

Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.

Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.

We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.

Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.

General Etiquette:

Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.

Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.

Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it

You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.

Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.

Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit

You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.

Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.

Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.

If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal

Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.

Tips:

Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension

In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.

You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!

Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs

Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.

I’d want a Deathsong or maybe a Scauldron.

Hobgobbler please! Because people would look at my one adorably ugly pal and think “not too bad” but SIKE BITCH THERES 61 OF THEM WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW

Me and maniac dragons