Celeste Wilde

Kassidy: DATING THREE PEOPLE?

Kassidy: LIKE actually?

Kassidy: I love Artie. Let me be super clear, he is a wholeeee part of me so you know I'll support that one. AJ is gorgeous and Evan. Hold on - why aren't we sure?

Kassidy: Good lord.

Celeste: i go out on dates with them?? thats dating??

[next day]

Evan: Shit, didn't see this yesterday. Sorry. Would still love to take you on that date. When are you free?

Celeste: im dog sitting soon. i dunno if i can slot you in until like next week.

Elliott: Is that a hint that you want to go clubbing with me sometime? 😉

Elliott: Oh, absolutely — especially if you’re working nights and weekends. Go for full femme fatale drama, maybe with a red lip.

Elliott: Without the super cool alter ego I’m just Elliott, I’m afraid. Starchild is WAY more interesting than I am, 😂

Celeste: UM. YES. can you imagine the power we would have clubbing TOGETHER?

Celeste: half a weekend. i like my party days too much. ooooooooooo i do like a deep color lip. its good to draw attention

Artie: Sounds perfect :)

Artie: OH MY GOD THE COSTUMES. I never even knew they made turtle costumes

Artie: You are sort of making me wish I had a pet. Have I ever told you I've never had one?

[..]

Celeste: cuddle time was GREAT. and the not so PG cuddles.

Evan: Hey! Seeing your band tomorrow. Leah mentioned us joining her for drinks with her and Gab after. You down?

Celeste: yeah im down. you buying :-)?

Charlie: Sorry I'm late to get back to you, was out all weekend as you know.

Charlie: Theres certain training that goes with being manager, Cel. Lets schedule a day to train and see how that goes, yeah? But i cant promise you anything, Dana is coming back to work soon and the hours will be very minimal. You'd probably end up making more money by bartending,

Celeste: i do. its cool.

Kassidy: CELESTEEEEEE

Kassidy: How the hell?

Kassidy: Who and why?

Celeste: i was just doing the dating thing having FUN.

Celeste: next thing i know, im dating three people it was an ACCIDENT I SWEAR.

Celeste: so theres aj, artie, and evan

Artie: I just got the cutest image in my head about some nice cuddling with you and now I want it :) you smell quite nice too

Artie: With Chloe? Nice! I hope you two have a great time . Are you hanging with the turtles too? I a free tomorrow!

Celeste: you CAN have it!! we can cuddle all of tomorrow. just yew, me and cuddle times

Celeste: she bought them COSTUMES. they’re so cute with them im going to send you photos!

Artie: You always look cute :) with or without cropper jumper

Artie: ...That wasn't a dirty text

Artie: OH THANK YOU. I THINK ITS MY SHAMPOO

Artie: *Intense blusing*

Artie: I miss you

Celeste: its okay if it was. you can send me those, we are dating!!

Celeste: It’s nice. you might cop me sniffing you next time i see you

Elliott: I can't say that I've ever flashed my ID to look cool at parties, but then again, I never had an ID that said "Super Rockstar" on it, either, so I'm probably missing out.

Elliott: You're young and cute and work behind a bar, that's definitely reason to be adventurous. Bet we can double your tips with the right combo of smoky eye and body glitter.

Elliott: Baby steps, I promise. I know the whole look is sort of a LOT, no need to push it beyond what you're comfortable with.

Celeste: YOU ARE. we could get matching fake ids it would be cute

Celeste: wait really???? more money???? i will try anything for it. i guess im going to be opening the glitter again!!

Artie: it's not cute :( you know what's cute? you today

Artie: YES IT IS. PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS

Artie: I don't know if that was actual butterbeer but it was pretty good :) we make a good team

Celeste: HOW did you know i wore my cropped jumper today!!

Celeste: MR ARTIE. YOU ARE THE CUTEST. YOU ALSO SMELL REALLY GOOD ALL THE TIME.

Celeste: thats your two for today :-)

Chloe: omg it’s like you knew where my mind is! These costumes I ordered arrived and I want to give them to you! I hope it fits on their shells!

Celeste: im simping you.

Celeste: YOU GOT MY TURTLES COSTUMES!!!

Chloe: What are you doing right this minute???

Celeste: right THIS minute? staring at my turtles. trying to figure out life.

Elliott: Nah, but thanks. I’m pushing 9 years too late for a fake ID, by this point, 😉

Elliott: How adventurous are you with eye makeup? And thoughts on glitter?

Elliott: Full body skintight faux leather is something you have to work up to – we’ll get you there, baby steps, 😘

Celeste: not to get into bars. to whip out at parties and be like LOOK AT THIS COOL SHIT

Celeste: i have never had a reason to be adventurous before. AND I LOVE GLITTER. I ACCIDENTALLY GOT IT ALL OVER MY SISTERS APARTMENT ONCE AND SHE HATED ME.

OPHELIA: I don't like that type of dudes.

OPHELIA: That would be so fucking funny.

OPHELIA: Spill the beans, i wanna know

CELESTE: every dude with long hair looks like he doesnt wash it

CELESTE: i mean i think.. one of them might have an advantage bc they have a metal defense sort of ?

CELESTE: BASICALLY. like. so i met this cute doctor and got her number NOT THINKING shed like me back and now we've been on three dates?

CELESTE: THEN. i had this close friend i hung out with a lot and he was setting me up on dates but one day we got drunk and just hooked up?

CELESTE: THEN. i had a fuckbuddy and now he just asked me out and im like... maybe???

Artie: I am blushing now, thank you

Artie: You are cute. THIS IS A TRIGGER CELESTE WILDE ( I am joking...mostly)

Artie: Yeah. I'll bring something to eat :) also I think there are some recipes online on how to make butterbeer

Celeste: you blush a lot and i think its cute. i wish you could see yourself doing it

Celeste: ITS A TRIGGER TO COMPLIMENT??? THAT NEEDS THERAPY. I PRESCRIBE 2 COMPLIMENTS A DAY FROM ONE C.WILDE