to the world...

So first off for those that are curious, this is nowhere near the Angelic trial script found in season 2. On closer inspection, the symbols seemed to be some sort of repeating flourish font. So we had to find the font.

I spent 3 whole US dollars on this terrible decorative filigree. Now all that's left is to type out every single letter by hand one by one, and presto change-o

So what mysteeeeeerious secrets have we revealed?

"dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." 

If that quote looks familiar to you, you're probably a graphic designer. This text is a mixture of standard placeholder Latin, corrupted fragments, and keyboard-mashing, a literal translation is impossible. However, we can translate the source phrases from which these rings were built.

In professional typesetting, Lorem Ipsum text is meant to simulate the "look" of a document without the "distraction" of meaning. If we translate the intended meaning of the recognizable Latin roots, the inscription reads like a fragmented philosophical treatise on pain and duty.

Most of these rings are derived from the same sentence: "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…"

"There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…"

Ring 1 (outside) elit sed do adipiscin do eius modg elit exe adipiscing elit adipiscing elit rcit- tion ind of orem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipiscing

Ring 2 orem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipiscing elit sed do eiusmod ugimt sit vo(vd)luptatem nda dbc iueq sunt in culpa qui dolor incia

These rings focus on dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod.

"…pursuing excellence, but also through the work and pain of the moment. [Corrupted gibberish: dugimt, dbc] …they are in fault who [fail in their] duty through a weakness of mind."

Ring 3 ipsum mnnv dnmvn dfgnkda iem io sum dolor sit amet consecti dolor ea mc vemo cillu volu m dolor eenia i voluus m “Heart broken World Broken What’s the point of anything?” di

This ring contains the most corruption Recognizable Roots: veniam, illum, voluptas.

"…[Gibberish]… pain itself… [Gibberish]… that piece of pleasure… [Gibberish]… Heart broken World Broken What’s the point of anything?"

Ring 4 Amet consectetur adipiscing elit sed do eius ____lee dolor in reprmin i fmm ve n iekjd eo ore voluptate sum dolor sit

Ring 5 adipiscing elit sed do eiusmod tempor cu quip ex ea comms ltmn jrew t r t e f nb ai nima veniam esi ea commor

These rings use fragments of the section discussing "the effort required to achieve results." reprehenderit, voluptate, eiusmod tempor, ex ea commodo.

"…to find fault in [reprehenderit] pleasure… [Gibberish]… through the effort of work… [Gibberish]… unless they result in some convenience or advantage."

Ring 6 corporis suscipit laeorios am ev a dkd wr scing elit sed mque laudante totam rem aper iam ullam

This ring pulls from the "laborious" section of the text. corporis suscipit laboriosam, laudantium, rem aperiam, ullam.

"…undertakes laborious physical exercise… [Gibberish]… praising… I will open the whole matter… [Gibberish]… no one."

Ring 7 (left side) Ring 7 (right side) um dolor sit ame i consese __ur adipiscing orem ipsum dolor sit

Ring 8 (left side) Ring 8 (right side) eiusmoddbc iue qwkl Orem ipsum dolor sit

Ring 9 (left side) Ring 9 (right side) mec at sua dolor i dolor ee mn neu

These outer/inner fragments are repetitions of the same opening phrases. "Pain itself… consectetur… eiusmod… their own pain."

Conclusion: Peter Anderson studios are giant trolls and deserve to be put in a corner to think about what they’ve done.

On behalf of everyone in the @ineffable-detective-agency who worked on this rush job: