universally beloved girl

Don't do that

Do do that

but what if my wife already has tgirl pussy?

You should stay loyal to her, the sanctity of marriage is no laughing matter

making friends via fandom is inherently hilarious because in many ways it's like a regular friendship and sometimes you'll share stuff that's going on in your lives and offer support and talk about food or pets or random cultural stuff because you live on opposite sides of the damn planet, but also some of your interactions are like "hello beloved friend whom I cherish deeply, I have brought you a deceptively platonic gift of lovingly crafted star wars porn"

going to the corner store to get more corners

having extremely bad mental health happening to you is no excuse to stop doing 2/10 bits

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

@approximateknowledge

wdni (wickedvillains do not interact)

Hey can we start discourse about how pathetic weaklings such as yourself will know my wrath and fury? I think we need to talk about how your useless insignifcant ward is no match for my aweful and fearsome power, and how you will know death like it is a close friend, it will become you and there will be nothing in you that resembles a soul, but lowkey we aren't ready for that conversation

i will defeat you

Wow. Completely avoiding any semblance of discussion and falling back into buzzwords and slogans. How typical of your side. You rely on your phrases like a knight their sword, but tell me little hero, where would you be without them? What would you do if you were rendered speechless? If I took that which grants you the capacity to run that insolent little mouth of yours and made you something that cannot cry, cannot weep, cannot scream, a vessel who's only chosen state is fear. The perfect subject. Tell me, what then? Probably youll continue dodging the subject cus you cant have ANY conversations on the piss on the poor website 🙄

my blade will speak for itself as i cut down all the villains in the world

Did you just not read my bio or did you miss the part that says "heavenly blade wielders DNI"

i do not need to read. all i need is to slay those who i am pointed at

[grabs you and turns you manually like i'm turning a hand crank. points you at a mirror] go my minion

(pulling out my blade while staring down the mirror) i will defeat you

this is why we're sworn allies

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.