A Little Psychotic Httyd Fan

Snotlout: She’s a ten, but she has a kid.

Snotlout, to Hookfang: I would rather die than give you a little kiss on the snout.

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Tuffnut: Hiccup, I punched a dragon.

Hiccup: Alright Snotlout, what do you want?

Astrid: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Missing Rtte where Tuffnut somehow gets the idea, or gets lied to, that HE is actually the older twin. And it kinda goes like Reign of the fireworms, except it’s JUST Tuffnut against Ruffnut, going “I’m the oldest so when I tell you to do this you do it!” And Ruffnut pulling her hairs out screaming “YOU’RE NOT.”

Hm, question: do you think the people of Berk ever ate the dragons they killed?

Fishlegs: Those are poisonous, so nobody eat them.

Hiccup (httyd 1): Hi, sorry if this is a weird question, but are you one of the people who hate me?

So I JUST came back from watching the httyd live action, and I’m… very pleasantly surprised.

I’m weirdly obsessed with the post time skip scene at the end of httyd 3 where Hiccup is so effortlessly sailing and steering their ship. I want to see a mini series of Hiccup getting used to these things, of realizing that nothing will ever be as it was, and he has to learn what he would’ve already learned if they hadn’t made peace with and existed amongst the dragons, and remembering how things were before the peace.

Astrid: Isn’t it a bit too dangerous?