when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

“oh iran is a dictatorship!” “oh palestine is homophobic!” i don’t care like literally i don’t care that’s not a problem to be solved by other countries blowing innocent people up

just came across a guy on tiktok who is doing something cringe every day for lent to increase humility. this is true christianity.

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days