sammy fabelman egot

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

technicolour is like a dead wife to me

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

in my mind and heart hank and clementine have a very nancy and sluggo dynamic.

3. Be perpetually haunted by "omg you people can't do anything"

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

the concept of cancelling people for supporting their country in the world cup is so fucking funny i’m sorry

people’s minds have been melted by the internet and performative activism discourse. they don’t actually care that countries have been ‘problematic’ (their fave word) in the past (name me one large country who hasn’t in one way or another seriously) they just want to guilt trip and cause discourse because for some reason being aware has circled back around to moral checking and thought policing in order to feel superior because everyone feels too watched on the internet and are just ultimately terrified to come across as a bad person, so it’s the safer option to act morally superior than voice an actual personally thought opinion