sammy fabelman egot

lady in the waiting room is on tiktok (?) with her volume turned up loud af and it's about half ai generated voices reading bible verses and half what i can only imagine are scenes from war movies. lots of gunshots.

possibly some looney toons too. someone else is also using their phone very loudly. this has been going on for the entire hour and a half that i've been here.

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

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i own one belt because i don't wear belts much so i don't think to buy them, but the big issue with that is that i wear the belt and then i put it away somewhere and don't wear it for months and by the time i need it again i can't remember where i put it. so in practice i guess i just don't wear belts.

if i could find my black pants this wouldn't be an issue but guess what.

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

Club penguin. They were penguins.

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

God i miss him so much

ladies… has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine 🩷 i’m sure no one has ever ever ever reinforced this deeply held secret, that’s it’s okay for you to be feminine. 🩷 i know the world totally tries to tell you that you have to be manly and masculine and grow your body hair and eat as much as you want and get strong and stand up for yourself and make waves and take up space and show your bare face and show your anger. but it’s okay to do the exact opposite actually. 🩷 it’s okay to shrink yourself down to the exact same mold every other woman is expected to conform to. 🩷 did you know that it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you just be feminine already. 🩷🩷🩷

i love movies so much i want to live. didnt watch one or anything ive just been staring at the wall recently

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person