sammy fabelman egot

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

technicolour is like a dead wife to me

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

in my mind and heart hank and clementine have a very nancy and sluggo dynamic.

3. Be perpetually haunted by "omg you people can't do anything"

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know