sammy fabelman egot

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

(muttering to myself constantly for the past ten years) i just need a little time haha and then i’ll jump right back in

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord