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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

Watching a movie in the middle of the day or god forbid in the MORNING is one of the weirdest feelings in the world. Things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!