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new fic alert! in which ray garraty struggles with the burden of being alive and i struggle to understand albert camus :)

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btw here's what it's about.

#srb #the long walk #gavries #my writing #i've been writing this for so long. i am going to reblog it at least once a day.

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penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

#aren't mps not supposed to wear hats? so does the bin not count because it's ceremonial? or because it's his face?

dragon-in-a-fez

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

slowspinningredemption

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

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lady in the waiting room is on tiktok (?) with her volume turned up loud af and it's about half ai generated voices reading bible verses and half what i can only imagine are scenes from war movies. lots of gunshots.

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possibly some looney toons too. someone else is also using their phone very loudly. this has been going on for the entire hour and a half that i've been here.

#at least the guy who was staring at me is gone. yay?

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peachyjude

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

lady in the waiting room is on tiktok (?) with her volume turned up loud af and it's about half ai generated voices reading bible verses and half what i can only imagine are scenes from war movies. lots of gunshots.

wandringaesthetic

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

corvuscorona

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

ach-sss-no

guys i made my first blackout poetry

heywriters

^^^

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i own one belt because i don't wear belts much so i don't think to buy them, but the big issue with that is that i wear the belt and then i put it away somewhere and don't wear it for months and by the time i need it again i can't remember where i put it. so in practice i guess i just don't wear belts.

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if i could find my black pants this wouldn't be an issue but guess what.

i own one belt because i don't wear belts much so i don't think to buy them, but the big issue with that is that i wear the belt and then i put it away somewhere and don't wear it for months and by the time i need it again i can't remember where i put it. so in practice i guess i just don't wear belts.

#i could've sworn i put it in my pants drawer. apparently not!

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toddsolondz

batman: who are we to judge who deserves to live or to die. to murder one person is to go down a dangerous path. where does it end?

the gotham subway takes guy: 100% disagree

mythtakens

Even though only fifty of us get picked in the lottery, all of the boys in this country put in for it. I'm not exaggerating. Everybody puts in for it, even though it's not required, 'cause we're all so fuckin' desperate. What does that tell you? What? Nobody signs up for this. Not really.

The Long Walk (2025) dir. Francis Lawrence

#my specialest guy

mrsterlingeverything

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

hotvampireadjacent

Club penguin. They were penguins.

mrsterlingeverything

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

hotvampireadjacent

mrsterlingeverything

God i miss him so much

transarsonist

vibrantstarfire

ladies… has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine 🩷 i’m sure no one has ever ever ever reinforced this deeply held secret, that’s it’s okay for you to be feminine. 🩷 i know the world totally tries to tell you that you have to be manly and masculine and grow your body hair and eat as much as you want and get strong and stand up for yourself and make waves and take up space and show your bare face and show your anger. but it’s okay to do the exact opposite actually. 🩷 it’s okay to shrink yourself down to the exact same mold every other woman is expected to conform to. 🩷 did you know that it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you just be feminine already. 🩷🩷🩷

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whyamistillawake

i love movies so much i want to live. didnt watch one or anything ive just been staring at the wall recently

turnipoddity

morning routine

#they're so sweet and alive :)#the long walk

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