google used to know what i was talking about

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

world heritage post

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger

i need to hug hudson williams [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] i need to restructure society so that hudson williams needs to hug Me

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

i think heated rivalry portrays sweaty musky men very well. we don’t get these fake exercise scenes of some guy just pretending to lift weights or play sport, we get sweat stains and pink faces and veins popping out and i can smell the musk through the screen. im ovulating

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal