T the Lee

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

Punishment tickles are cool but there’s nothing better than a ler ticking you „cause youre being so cute” LIKE AWHHWHWWHWHDNCJSHSH

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

babbling and pleading when they catch up to you, only to break into giggles as soon as they grab you up to carry you off

it’s so, so cute when someone is clearly horny but is too shy to say anything about it… sweetheart, you’re not as subtle as you think. i’ll give you what you want in no time at all if you’ll just speak up about it

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that