Legolas phase redux: bigger, badder, gayer

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

In a room full of people, i’d look at you so we can leave

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

This may have been my favourite line in the episode. The air was thick with resentment.

Actually, this may be one of my favourite exchanges in the entire franchise.

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

a lot of sexy robot fiction hinges on the premise of a machine discovering that they like having their wires and components played with for the first time, which is fair enough given that a major theme of many sentient machine stories is developing autonomy and self-discovery, but it doesn't have to stop there. more sexually experienced robots should get to engage in kinky roleplay with debatably absurd premises. like oh nooooo i'm turning into an evil android 😈 you have to disarm me 🥺... you're a sexy mechanic and i need some "routine maintenace" but i can't afford to pay the bill 😉... you see my vision

and of course this opens up the possibility for a silly kink fantasy metamorphosing into ethical and social commentary. what defines an "evil android"? is it simply a robot with total autonomy who has the potential to do harm? do synthetic humanoids receive a living wage, or financial compensation for their services at all? you fell for my robot sex trick, it was social horror all along!

i think i tend to forget how good boredom is for creativity because we're all so addicted to numbing ourselves with screens and stimulation. but standing in the shower or going for a walk with no music or just sitting in your bedroom without being allowed to touch any screens & all of a sudden i have multiple new projects to start, a solution to a months-long plot problem & 4 new original characters

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM