i'll punch a bee, i don't give a fuck

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

guys i dont know how many more "2 years between each 9 episode season" i can take

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

i can almost always tell if a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

hey why did you reblog that from someone else and not me? are we not acquaintances any more? i guess the bond between mutuals who dont talk to each other means nothing to you.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate