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used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic
Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.
“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”
“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”
“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”
In The Hobbit (1977) and The Return of the King (1980) movies by Rankin/Bass, Thranduil and Legolas look quite different from each other despite being father and son. Why?
Legolas took after his mother
Recessive genes
Legolas is adopted
Legolas is actually short and green, but uses a glamour to appear otherwise
Thranduil is actually tall and blonde, but uses a glamour to appear otherwise
That Thranduil was actually a decoy, in case the dwarves tried assassination
Legolas is still in the larval stage of his species
All that heavy drinking eventually affected Thranduil's looks
Legolas' dad is a different Thranduil; two elves can have the same name, geez
Okay, so, do you know the canonical backstory for Smurfette…?
Something something Silmarillion
I don't engage in Watsonian theorizing when Doylist explanations are obvious
walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck
The thing about the whole AD vs CE vs whether it's all just cosmetic discourse is that it totally ignores where this numbering system comes from. We should just call it what it is: Bede notation.
It was invented by one person for a specific purpose - to have a universalizable way of establishing historical dates, rather than having to deal with dynastically based date systems. And it was a really good idea. This is not surprising, since Bede is basically the father of Historiography. He also is the guy who gave us the notion of Primary Sources. Bede is amazing.
When a guy revolutionizes the entire way calendaring is done, he has the right to set his zero point wherever he pleases.
People have pointed out that one problem with CE notation is that it presents itself as neutral when it is exactly the same system as AD. What exactly is "common" about this era? The zero point doesn't become neutral just by effacing its source.
(Also BCE is nonsense. Just use negative numbers)
It makes sense for scholarly tradition to not want to be tied to a specific religion. But scholarly tradition is very enthusiastic about being tied to earlier scholarly tradition. The convention of AD was established by a scholar for a scholarly purpose. We know his name. We know what he was doing, and why, and how. And he was doing it better than anybody else. That is worth honoring.
Rather than pretending that it's a neutral system, acknowledge that it's not. It's not some naturally occurring "common era," it's the system developed by Bede, centered around dates that were important to him personally (but which he intended to be universally applicable).
Like we should be honest about the facts that (a) an awful lot of people have been measuring dates this way for nearly 1400 years and changing it in a non-cosmetic way would involve a lot of seriously obnoxious bookkeeping, and (b) the zero is where it is because that's where the guy who invented the system decided to put it. "Anno Domini" is meaningless to people who aren't into that particular Dominus, and "Common Era" is meaningless period (and imparts a false appearance of neutrality). Pinning it to its creator, though, is already scholarly convention and is objective. It may or may not be the year of Our Lord, and it certainly isn't Common (whatever that means) but it is unarguably the schema developed by Bede, for better or for worse. So unless we're actually going to rebuild it from scratch, we may as well call it that. And even if we do rebuild it from scratch, we should still call it that. Because that is what it is.
Reblogging in honor of the feast of St. Bede today.
I have been informed that Bede notation may in fact have been first devised by Dionysus the Humble of Scythia to calculate the date of Easter more accurately. But my broader point stands.
Bede, yo.
So how would you actually write dates in this system? What specifically do you use instead of AD/CE?
@jewishtransdyke why not just BR (Bede's Reckoning) or BN (Bede's notation)? or maybe something like Northumbrian Years, but I like that less.

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i just got .... homophobically? micro?aggressed??? at the grocery store??????????? question mark because i'm actually not sure what just happened LMAO
for the record: i am wearing this shirt i got for 3€ in the men's basics section
going to the bigger store because i needed to pick up some stuff my usual store doesnt carry. the cashier is a guy about my age. when it's my turn, i say hi, and he goes EITHER "oh, dressed in pink" or "seeing life through rose-tinted glasses" (and if you wonder how on earth i could mix these two statements: in french it sounds very close. anyway)
i go, "what?"
he goes, "pink."
i go, "what?"
"your shirt. it's pink."
"indeed it is"
"thats a choice. better not go to russia huh"
"what?"
"yeah, they won't like your shirt"
"they are prejudiced against cactii in russia?"
"what?"
(i point to the cactus print)
"no, i mean, people like you, they're illegal. in russia."
"people with cactus print shirts?"
"no."
(i blink unhelpfully at him)
"no, you know. men who dress in women's... colors. they dont like that"
"oh then, we're both in danger"
"what?"
(he blinks at me unhelpfully. i point to his shirt, a delightfully purple-leaning burgundy, which i recognize because i have the exact same shirt in my own wardrobe)
"your shirt. it's burgundy."
"what?? no. no it's not. it's red!"
"oh no, no, trust me. this is the loveliest burgundy i've seen ☺️ and i would know. bye!"
(he was staring at his shirt in a mix of panic and disbelief as i left)
verdict: ❓
ok so you fucking riposted and put one through his eye. king.
gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
Daily writer affirmations:
- I can't make everyone happy
- As long as I'm not using A.I, my writing is fine
- The first draft is not the final draft
- My story is going well
- The first draft is not the final draft
- The first draft doesn't need to be perfect it is not the final draft
- It is not the final draft stop
- For fucks sake, stop perfecting the first draft
- Some grammar is allowed to be broken while writing dialog
- Damn it
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Edited for all my writer friends out there

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dancing crabs dancing crabs dancing crabs come ON dance you little fuckers I want to see those exoskeletons bumpin dance goddamnit DANCING CRABS I AM MANIFESTING IT SO HARD DANCE DANCE DANCE CALL THAT ETSY WITCH AND TELL THEM TO GET OFF THEIR ASS
I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.
realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way
Omggg i just saw this on the bad place and :''') !!!!
the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

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Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌
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1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago
2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.
If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.
Most fandoms recommending media: yeah you should check this out it’s pretty good
Buffy fans recommending Buffy: omg I love Buffy except for the racism, the misogyny, the occasional homophobia, the way sexual assault’s handled, a couple episodes I personally hate, David Boreanaz’s Irish accent and also the fact that Joss Whedon killed my entire family. You gotta watch Buffy though. You gotta.