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Soy Sauce Pan Fried Noodles (广式豉油皇炒面) Super fast and easy soy sauce pan fried noodles that you can put together in 10 minutes!

Recipe => https://omnivorescookbook.com/soy-sauce-pan-fried-noodles/

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87sukiyaki

luxfuxxvii

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

#LITERALLY ME #I have notes #and they're decent notes #but also. why must I be the one writing it

the-quasar-hero

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

#shine of a gem!

the-quasar-hero

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

#shine of a gem!

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windows-in-art

Color Field Morning, 2025.

Richard Prince

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

thethirdromana

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat

yall gotta be nicer about m/f bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

majorpepperidge

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

#☝️

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

#amazing #fave

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deepinourengines

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

#lmao

inthefallofasparrow

#this is what all of you sound like

molabuddy

^ guy drowning in blood

acegender

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

bigbigbigtruck

1978 chevrolet malibu station wagon

#half in the comic panels half in the marginalia

thebeastsofindia

Nicobar Pigeon (Caloenas nicobarica), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, Andaman and Nicobar Islands, India

Believed to be the closest living relative of the now extinct Dodo bird.

Photo by Tribesmen Birding

#birds

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