there will be a reckoning

Alfred really said “DO YOU EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE”

This made me burst into tears. Goosebumps all over my arms.

@mojitosugar

glasses are obsessed with collecting grime… it’s their passion and hobby

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!

WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

also don’t do it dehydrated. go drink some water

Sleep on it, if you need to

Still my favourite post about my favourite cast. But trust Dom and Viggo to up the ante…

The straightest cast to ever straight.

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart