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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Fuck you. Sorry. Heated Rivalry, S01E05
Shane Hollander is a jock, Shane Hollander does not wear anything but athletic wear, Shane Hollander does not have a skincare routine.
Shane Hollander routinely uses sunscreen(for safety against skin cancer) and washes his face with a sensitive skin friendly soap in the shower. He uses the same bar for his entire body.
Beyond that his smooth skin is entirely coincidental. Ilya is very jealous of this. Ilya wears hair products, styles himself meticulously and has tried multiple skincare routines. None of which are giving him the supple skin he desires.
The first time Ilya goes to Shane's real apartment and not the sex condo he is outraged by the number of unused samples of skincare products, mostly because these brands are choosing to work with Shane when he knows for a fact that Shane does nothing to properly take care of his skin.
Shane's bathroom sink is barren.
Shane *enters Ilya's bathroom*: why do you have so much clutter in here
Ilya *outraged*: is not clutter Hollander we did not all climb out of womb and become world's prettiest man by accident
Shane *having no filter*: why do you bother with it if it doesn't work?
Ilya: 😭
connor storrie preparing for the Saint Laurent Men's Summer'27 show in Paris 😎 (via jamesyardley)
the first one 🫠
ilya rozanov was intended to be a gigolo hand-feeding canapés to recently divorced women at least two decades older who buy him convertibles and put him in their will. like i’m happy he wound up domesticated but you really can’t let him out of the house because he IS an invasive species that is outside of his ecological niche.

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shane and ilya trashed drunk in love karaoke. yes shane is rapping
@brandnuu ok my post is impossible to understand because i put trashed and drunk next to each other and they are actually in love but i meant they’re literally doing Drunk In Love however this is way better. they’re still doing drunk in love but when shane is supposed to be doing jay z’s part he just starts doing lose yourself. no one understands how shane possibly knows these lyrics but ilya is vibing like yes my shaaane yunas spaghettiiiiiiiii
This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.
Oliver Perks: "Iggy, you've slipped into slurring your words again." Igorina: "I have never thaid a thlur I could not reclaim, thir."
Hannibal lecter fanart by me (2)

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im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
hang it in the louvre
pt 44/?
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we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

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“I love that little guy. I love him. I used to not like him.” It wasn’t easy for a kid like him growing up in Odessa, Texas. “I was this artist, sissy boy in West Texas that didn’t want to play football,” he explains. “I wanted to play pretend and play dress up and disappear into weird worlds and entertain and try to connect with people that way, and that was just not the norm out there.”
- Connor Storrie
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