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when your erotica ends with a bibliography of works cited

This is adorable holy shit

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.

Count Dooku: Tell him about the birds and the bees. Qui-Gon [to Obi-Wan]: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

I think carter vaughn as a black hockey player who has been in hockey locker rooms his entire life has learned to play the offensive when it comes to loudly being an ally and generally letting other players know where he stands so that he knows which guys are also cool and which guys are calling him a liberal cuck