AMOTM

hear ye! lady landry hath bestowed her favour to the honorable ser hollander! moreover, ser rozanov hath kicked his toe with such force he requires a new sabaton

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

#but also it laid some groundwork that was much preferable to what seemed to be the previous attitude (@vesperaevis)

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

wilt thou retreat with me to mine cottage this solstice? do not away to russia. come to my dwelling. we shall divert ourselves so greatly, and without fear of others' judgment. no one shalt know. we might have a week or even a fortnight...

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

The only true way to immortality is to say so much weird shit that your words will forever live rent-free in other peoples' heads. Like the person who decided to string together the sequence of words "shaking like a chihuahua shitting out a peach stone." Like why did you make me read that. It emerges in my head regularly, whenever I least expect it and the situation needs it the least.

I do that often

Shit out peach stones?

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason