AMOTM

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

oh god. i just learned that you have to finish the art you’re making in order for it to be done

#having a crush on your husband at their ripe old age

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

#most fics require a blood sacrifice on Ao3#this is just the first one to require it from a reader or commissioner#and not the writer or a friend or family member

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem