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getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

Anyway scrimmages are enrichment for post-rivalry married on the Cens hollanov. Don’t talk to Shane right now Luca, he’s thinking about slamming Ilya into the boards and saying “Too slow, eh Rozanov?” Before expertly stealing the puck and scoring with reckless aggression on their poor backup goalie. He’s going to suck on Ilya’s bruise later. Wiebe is wondering if this is at all productive but like. Hollander and Rozanov did take a slight pay-cut.

Ilya in a huddle with Bood and Troy and the d-men like “don’t fuck this up for me we have to take him down” and Troy is smirking like “don’t you mean them?” And Ilya is like “NO. Hollander. We take him down like a hoard of ants. Why are you laughing Barrett? This is not funny. This is not haha. He sees through you and knows all your fears. He is relentless. When he can’t play hockey he reads about it. What was the last book you read, Dykstra?”

ilya rozanov was intended to be a gigolo hand-feeding canapés to recently divorced women at least two decades older who buy him convertibles and put him in their will. like i’m happy he wound up domesticated but you really can’t let him out of the house because he IS an invasive species that is outside of his ecological niche.

shane and ilya trashed drunk in love karaoke. yes shane is rapping

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

Oliver Perks: "Iggy, you've slipped into slurring your words again." Igorina: "I have never thaid a thlur I could not reclaim, thir."