my coordinates are... bookshop

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

I just want a fic about Rocky cluing into how much poison humans eat on purpose. Rocky discovering that caffeine was evolved as a deterrent in plants and is supposed to be harmful. His response to alcohol would be so funny. "Human dumb dumb dumb, drink poison on purpose question drink poison so much entire industry dedicated to make and serve poison question'

The entire concept of subjectively judged showjumping is incredibly cursed and I'm glad nobody has heard of it here.

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

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How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

remember when good omens was funny?

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

'Animal Mask', The Mountain Goats

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see them

Thog not so impressed by titles on the Granite Box 360. Me prefer Pumice Station III.

Grug think PC have more flexibility as gaming than major consoles. Grug have huge library on Wet Air. Grug can play hot new release like Underrock, Cave Story, or Rock Souls. Even old title, like Boulder's Cave, Quake, or Planescape: Torment.

Florg believe Good Old Granite superior to Wet Air. Florg have access to offline downloads on Good Old Granite, and no DRM (Digital Rocks Management). Florg own games, no takesie baksies from Florg

Grug think there enough room in Compucrater for Wet Air and Good Old Granite both. GOG remind Grug of friend, Gog. So Grug like.