Accidental Gains

I want to bulk up until I look like a pig🐷

Do I look like a meatball yet?😋

There’s no going back now😳

So round, but not round enough🥵

Gains are out of control at this point😳

I wanted to show you how skinny I am🐷

“Oh, I was not talking to you, man. I meant that fit guy over there. You’ve been training a lot for it, you said? That were trainings in the pub, I suppose, tubbs.”

The gains are improving

‘My boyfriend’? You mean ‘my pig’, I suppose? Didn’t Greenpeace come yet to roll this ginormous whale back into the ocean? This morbidly obese fat slob doesn’t want to lose his medal as biggest boy of the hotel. I don’t think you have to worry about that, fatso. There are a lot of other things you should worry on instead.

What’s that reason, you ginormous fat slob? Is it because you almost go stuck in there with that massive flabby body of yours? Or is it because you were afraid it would all collapse under your heavy weight? Or is it maybe because you’re creating a tsunami in the pool when you come out of it? “Us big boys”, you’re not just a big boy, fatso, you’re a morbidly obese fat swine.

Can I talk to you about obesity, chubbs? You’re gaining that little starter tummy recently. That’s what happens when you gorge on the all-in buffet everyday, while laying by the pool for the rest of the day. That’s a nice first fat roll you’re getting there, fatty.