Accidental Gains

Yeah, they think they’re getting a lot stronger though, judging by the way they’re ‘flexing’ and acting like they spend multiple hours in the gym every week. That’s not true obviously, since they always get distracted by McDonald’s on the way there. Well, I guess the intention and the confidence is there, but their big appetite’s just overruling them. I guess it runs in the family, although they obviously don’t run at all in this soft family. The bro on the right should practise his sucking in skills a bit if he’s not gonna practice any sports at all soon. It’s not because you’re triplets that each one of you has to eat for three, tubsters.

Congratulations, chubbs! When’s the gender reveal?

Nikita was always called things like ‘beanpole’, ‘toothpick’ or ‘pencil’ by his friends. He’d just accepted it and learned to live with it after a while. In the end he could eat whatever he wanted without gaining a single pound, while those friends of him had to workout multiple days a week to keep their perfect shape. Instead of just letting them insulting him, he started to give them some teasy answers after a while. He even started to eat as much as possible when they went to the all-you-can-eat buffet together, he drank gallons of soda and beer until he was so bloated he would almost explode and he never did any kind of workout, all just to show them what an advantage his ‘fast metabolism’ actually was. I guess that turned into a ‘fatvantage’ instead after some time, ‘cause when they went on a boat trip together and Nikita took his shirt off for the first time in a while, everyone was shocked to see he had some proper titties and a pudgy paunch drooping over the waistband of his snug swimming trunks now. Well, at least he certainly isn’t a toothpick anymore.

It seems like even arriso’s face is getting a bit fatter these days. This guy is obviously not doing any cardio at all, if he ever still goes to the gym. On the other hand he still gorges on food like he needs the fuel to workout everyday, while he’s actually just fuelling his growing fat cells instead.

You’re getting equally soft or even softer than the ice cream you’re gorging on all the time, fatso. Watch out your blubber doesn’t start melting in this heath.

Remember when you used to flex in that mirror and when you used to make mirror selfies there to send them to girls and make their mouths fall open, fatso? I’m quite sure their mouths would still fall open these days, but for a whole BIG different reason obviously. If I wouldn’t see you face, I’d guess you’re a pregnant girl with twins and also with twins of squishy titties, you greedy piggy. Gotta play with those flabby moobs of yourself now.

Maybe the vet can give some advice too on how you can solve your obesity, you greedy piggy. Getting bigger by the day!

Drinking again, tubbs? Those tight swimming trunks say it all. They make his flabby paunch droop over the waistband and they have the colours of the American flag, the fat-centred country of the world. That's not even a bulk anymore, big boy, that's called 'getting fat' instead.