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Quinta Brunson and Hannah Einbinder's reaction to Keke Palmer bringing up the infamous 2 Girls, 1 Cup video during the Comedy Actress Roundtable for The Hollywood Reporter (May 2026)

Billy Joel appears on a prerecorded video. He’s looking more and more like he should be sat in an Italian restaurant in an episode of The Sopranos. Anyway his song Vienna waits for you is played, and then it’s time for Conchita Wurst, the bearded drag queen who won with her Bond theme in 2014, except it’s just the music, no Conchita. Still it seems like she’s been on every year since winning so fair enough.

Time for the jury votes…this’ll take a while because all the countries, even those who failed to make it out of the semis, get to vote. All 35 of them.

My coffee has now been brewing for over three hours, I’m tempted to have another cup but I think it may bend time and space.

Ten countries in and Our Delta is in the leading pack, but the Euro alliances are beginning to show.

Michael is now wearing a satin dinner jacket but no shirt. Victoria in tonight’s colour, silver.