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"Twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag."

Leverage S01E01 The Nigerian Job.

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kaijutegu

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

kaijutegu

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!

#animals #fluffy fluffs

alphacrone

i love the brewpub plot in leverage s5 because, to me, it’s clear that hardison got the pub FOR eliot and keeps goading him into running it by doing things like putting sardines and pineapple on the same pizza. he was like, hmmm my guy needs enrichment in his enclosure now that we’ve moved cities again, how can i annoy him into following his passion-

#leverage

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

#puns

apolladay

are you more likely to wake up in time to see the sunrise or stay up long enough to see rhe sunrise?

wake up to see sunrise

stay up to see sunrise

raise the sunrise to be bald (reaults)

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

#polls #stay up to see the sunrise is more likely esp in the summer #bc the sun rises so damn early (it barely goes down) that it sometimes rises as I'm leaving work #then again during winter it raises so late that waking up for the sunrise happens very naturally shdjff

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yesornopolls

Have you ever touched a real gun?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 53 minutes

#polls #yes #grandpa showed me how to fire a gun when I was a kid

whatcha-thinkin

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

#food #polls #can't say I've ever been in this situation #but if I were it'd definitely be döner kebab or sausage potatoes with all the toppings)#god now I want sausage potatoes

despazito

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

#stories

goodysaurus

mutuals what perfume or cologne do you use? 👀

#tag things #none #my nose is too sensitive to use scented things

ilovemishastits

#project hail mary #fanart

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thereigning-lorelai

Thanks for traveling with the Hail Mary!

#project hail mary

badolmen

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#random stuff

cleonique

Polar Bear✨🐻‍❄️

Monochromagic 6

Watercolor on Paper

#art

stiffyck

I need more touch averse characters. Yeah yeah touch starved characters are all fun and all but what about characters who don't want to be touched at all? Characters who dislike the closeness of other people, characters who dislike casual touch, who are uncomfortable with hugs and cuddles-

Characters who others struggle to comfort because a hug just makes thing worse, and people usually use physical touch as a way to comfort each other. Characters who keep getting their boundaries crossed because it's normal to just casually touch people, it's expected a lot of the times, and no one thinks twice about it.

I want more touch averse characters

#random stuff #sameeeee #now I'm sitting here going 'wait; which character from crescent!verse should be touch averse'#I mean;;;;; the keeper is definitely the obvious answer #but what about the others

cute-catts

#kitties #fluffy fluffs

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werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

werewolf-transgenderism

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

werewolf-transgenderism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

wandering-aloneo-o

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

markscherz

95 at present, more on the way :)

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

werewolf-transgenderism

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

#random stuff #I wish I was one of them frogs

itisi-asimplegay

falling in love with her art all over again...

Starfall by Anastasia Trusova, Acrylic on canvas

#art

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