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Yeah the terrifying death god who looks like a clown, likes apples, and follows you at all times

He is just hanging out

He really didn't. He will very occasionally do something very minor if it helps him (like when Light's house is under surveillance and he can't eat apples inside any more, he finds all the cameras hoping for a blind spot where he can eat apples), but on the whole it's a massive victory for Light to get him to do anything at all. He really is just there to watch and heckle because he had nothing else going on.

Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things to other things!)

I feel personally attacked.

I went through the whole thing just to see what it said for each combination. 

*hypnotizing you* You will vote Senshi or Grace in the tumblr sexyman contest, waoooooh!

You can have tomatoes in January if you dried/froze/canned/pickled them in July!

Humans love preserving things

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

female-presenting vitruvian

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

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And this bitch called it Gucci

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